HELP!!!!! Earlier today someone opened the gate of Hazard House. I always just wanna run outside and play.. but I don't know the person who opened the gate. But.. I didn't care. I started running around and playing.. but now I'm lost and I don't know how to get back home. My Mama's must be worried sick. I wonder who let me out? I bet they are looking for me. I talked to the neighbor kids and then to the nice lady at the restraunt at the other end of the block... but that was a long time ago and I am not sure how I got where I am.

*sighs*

If I had any sense I would STAY PUT!

I seem to be settling into Hazard House just fine. Unless the door gets open. Then I have a tendency of running like a mad-because right out of it. I know it bugs the Mama's ... but I just don't want to be left at home. I hate the Mama's jobses. They should stay home! With me! And run... and play... gives lots of kisses!! But instead I am just here. On the computer. Comment! I'm a bored puppy!

I do NOT appreciate this "Bath".

Jeez... those Hazard Whores sure took long enough. But.. hey.. I'm grateful. They are such loving and wonderful wimminz to have adopted me. Mama Saffir got me a hoof and pig's ear to chew on. I haven't really figured out if I like it... but I sure like cheese!!!! (Mama Saffir doesn't know I'm onto her. I think there was medicine in it.) Mama Delilah is pretty cool. I sat on her lap alllll the way home. And she brushed me before we all got into Mama Bella Donna's car. I haven't been brushed-ed in sooooo long.

Now I just have to wait until Monday to meet Mama Pickle. I can't wait! I hear I will like her the best! :D But.. I think I will love them all with HEAP BIG LOVES foreverz.

You know what... I think they are right. Today IS the best day Evar!


(PS... gimme a few days to pimp out my profile. It's hard to type with paws.)